Barbra Streisand Photo

What would you do, if you had 1 hour alone with Abu Hamza?

You're in a sound proof room and he's tied to a chair. You have with you; a box of rusty cutlery, a crate of lemons, an ordinary duck, three chocolate cookies, a blunt medieval long-sword, a scale model of Mike Tysons leg cast in bronze, my Dad’s collection of small cacti, 2 wasps tied to a silk string, a ukulele, some fresh mint tea, tipp-ex, nail scissors and a signed photo of Barbra Streisand.
Remember 1 hour alone.......